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Full given name:
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Lucy The Slut
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Hometown:
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None of your f#@%ing business
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Zodiac sign:
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What's the one with the crabs? That one.
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Audition song:
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Oh, sugar, I don't audition. I get offered gigs outright. Though sometimes I do hafta seal the deal by dancing one of my specialties: the Backseat Samba, the Horizontal Hula, or the Mattress Mambo.
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Special skills:
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Ball juggling, cigar smoking, pony riding, muffin buttering, carpet cleaning, candlewick dipping, nut cracking, rock climbing, tool grinding, pipe laying, clock winding, pearl diving, and basket weaving.
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First Broadway show ever saw:
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Does the peep show at 42nd and 8th count? Changed my life… |
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If you could go back in time and catch any Broadway show, what would it be?
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I'd rather meet my Broadway boys after they're done for the night and slam dollar shots at the Port Authority bowling alley. That's Broadway for me.
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Current show you have been recommending to friends:
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I WAS recommending In the Heights as a favor to Lin-Manuel, cuz he and I had our own little weekly matinee in his dressing room, but ever since he left the show, that [Spanish expletive] doesn't return my calls.
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Favorite show tune:
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Is "Superfreak" from a musical?
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Most played song on your iPod:
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"%#@$ the Pain Away" by Peaches
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Web obsession:
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I don't obsess about the internet, men on the internet obsess about me.
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Last book you read:
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"The Selected Works of T.S. Spivet" — why are you looking at me like that? I read. Motherf#@%er. |
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Must-see TV show:
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"Hung"
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Last good movie you saw:
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"Harry Potter and the Half-Pierced Prince Albert"
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Favorite board/card game:
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Take your pick: Strip Poker, Strip Go Fish, Strip Twister, Strip Boggle
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Performer you would drop everything to go see:
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Lover, I did drop everything to see Justin Timberlake, if you know what I mean. And believe you me, the view was tasty.
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Pop culture guilty pleasure:
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I'm only admittin' this cuz I'm on my third Long Island Iced Tea, but I love that "Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood." Their disgustingly sweet relationship almost makes me want to get hitched myself someday. Then it goes to commercial and I come back to my senses.
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First stage kiss:
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Does it count as a kiss if it wasn't my lips? Or his?
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Worst onstage mishap:
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I'm a professional. Whenever something goes wrong on stage, I know how to handle it so no one ever remembers. I flash my %#$&.
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Who have you played on "Law & Order"? Which edition?
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I've come so close to playing almost every dead hooker you've ever seen on those shows, but they always decide to go with someone "less fuschia and less felty."
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Pets' names?
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I have a snake named Pleasure and a gerbil named Richard. I keep them separated.
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Favorite junk food:
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Hot dogs and popsicles.
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Who would play you in the movie?
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Chelsea Handler
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Leading lady role you've been dying to play:
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Hedda Gabler. Don't look at me like that. I have range! Motherf%$#ing…
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